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overlong movie and is personally responsible for the long boring bits. With nothing blazing on MacFarlane saddles. A Million Ways to Die in the West just limps off into the sunset.
MacFarlane, however, is weak, and not just because of his character. While he is amusing in recounting the horrors of the Old West disease, dirt, depravity and death dealing dangers he cannot carry this Nike Uptempo Maroon
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'A Million Ways' short on laughs
Compare this to Mel Brooks Blazing Saddles from 40 years ago and MacFarlane misguided effort is even more disappointing. I expected Brooks Redux but with profanity and more caustic commentary on American history, mythology and race. That is the approach MacFarlane takes in his animated series, American Dad!, and also accomplished with a stroke of mad genius in Ted, Nike Air Uptempo 97 For Sale
MacFarlane plays a cowardly sheep farmer who lives in Old Stump, Arizona, in 1882. His sexy girlfriend (Amanda Seyfried) dumps him and takes up with the foppish Foy (Neil Patrick Harris). In the depths of his depression, MacFarlane nervous nerd suddenly meets a gunslinger gal (Charlize Theron), who just showed up in town. She vows to teach him how to shoot so he can face Foy in a duel. Cue the montages and romantic tension.
What the sheep farmer does not Nike Uptempo Toddler know but we do is that Theron is reluctantly married to a notorious outlaw (Liam Neeson). That will soon lead to a High Noon scene. To up the stakes, we get a sensuous kiss that Theron sells as real with MacFarlane, because she is movie best actor. Neeson is a close second, maintaining villainy without winking at the audience.
Not that this is a total disaster. There are singular moments in A Million Ways just not a million of them. There is a brilliant joke about a sheep and $20. There is a loopy hoedown musical number featuring men with moustaches. There is a Back to the Future bit and a Fellini esque campfire scene with First Nations people. Sarah Silverman has some savagely crazy dialogue as a hooker in love with a hapless virgin (Giovanni Ribisi). There are gross outs involving a killer block of ice and a variety of calamities at the town fair. But a lot of this was in the trailers, so the effect is anti climactic. Plus there are aimless and dull stretches between the highlights.
and co starred in, is supposed to be a satire of the Hollywood western genre. But, without enough jokes or witty asides or clever plot twists or musical numbers or silly slapstick, A Million Ways to Die in the West is not as funny as MacFarlane seems to think it is and not as funny as it needs to be.
But he looks lost in A Million Ways to Die in the West, both on screen as the leading man and off screen as the filmmaker. The movie is too tame. As for the transgressive stuff that MacFarlane is famous for, all we got were F bombs, sleazy sex dialogue and some random race that made me squirm.
Seth MacFarlane conjured A Million Ways to Die in the West. What he failed to do was come up with anything even remotely close to a million jokes.
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